Bigl size, metallic/mylar party balloons. Heavy enough for helium, if your so inclined, or just air if that's all you got.

Big Checkered with Crossed Checkered Flag Balloons

Large (about 18 to 19 inches across) mostly checkered metallic balloon with crossed checkered flags in the center. Reasonably durable one time use. Very festive. Comes deflated.
I want to order Big Checkered & Flag Balloon at $2,50 each

Big All-Over Checkered Mylar Balloon

Large (about 18 across) all-over black and white checkered mylar balloon. Reasonably durable one time use. Very festive. Comes deflated.
I want to order Big All-Over Checkered Balloon at $2.50 each
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